{"id":21245,"date":"2017-05-25T13:40:11","date_gmt":"2017-05-25T17:40:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mookseandgripes.com\/reviews\/?p=21245"},"modified":"2017-08-04T16:00:19","modified_gmt":"2017-08-04T20:00:19","slug":"david-grossman-a-horse-walks-into-a-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mookseandgripes.com\/reviews\/2017\/05\/25\/david-grossman-a-horse-walks-into-a-bar\/","title":{"rendered":"David Grossman: <em>A Horse Walks into a Bar<\/em>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[fusion_builder_container hundred_percent=&#8221;no&#8221; equal_height_columns=&#8221;no&#8221; menu_anchor=&#8221;&#8221; hide_on_mobile=&#8221;small-visibility,medium-visibility,large-visibility&#8221; class=&#8221;&#8221; id=&#8221;&#8221; background_color=&#8221;&#8221; background_image=&#8221;&#8221; background_position=&#8221;center center&#8221; background_repeat=&#8221;no-repeat&#8221; fade=&#8221;no&#8221; background_parallax=&#8221;none&#8221; parallax_speed=&#8221;0.3&#8243; video_mp4=&#8221;&#8221; 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I don&#8217;t know who or what I am so I will not be able to help you. I&#8217;m not the real Peter Sellers. I&#8217;m just a plastic mock-up.&#8221;\u00a0Some cleavage or schism between stage or screen persona and the person beneath seems to link cases such as these.\u00a0This approximate territory is where David Grossman has set <em>A Horse Walks Into A Bar<\/em>, in which the obnoxious and generally unfunny club comic Dovaleh G &#8212;\u00a0short for Dov Greenstein &#8212;\u00a0takes to the stage in the Israeli city of Netanya in front of a simple-minded crowd which expects to be amused, yet instead observes disintegration and collapse.\u00a0This shortish novel occurs mostly real-time, and much will depend on whether or not the reader finds Dovaleh convincing, either as a comic or as a confessor.\u00a0As the former, it may be fairest to say that he mightn\u2019t be superbly funny.\u00a0The latter episodes drag the novel in a separate direction; the extent to which this is balanced satisfactorily is an important gauge into one\u2019s view of the level of success achieved.\u00a0Its position on the shortlist at least means that The Man Booker International Prize so far approves.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span lang=\"EN\">Our narrator is a childhood friend of Dovaleh\u2019s who has been invited to sit in the crowd, hardly aware of why he has been asked to do so.\u00a0Avishai Lazar is a famous retired lawyer and has only reluctantly agreed to turn up having been disturbed from his life of gardening and leisure by a sudden phone call from Dovaleh.\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span lang=\"EN\" style=\"color: #003366;\">\u201cI want you to see me, really see me, and then afterward tell me.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span lang=\"EN\" style=\"color: #003366;\">\u201cTell you what?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span lang=\"EN\" style=\"color: #003366;\">\u201cWhat you saw.\u201d<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span lang=\"EN\">We immediately learn, then, that a key development in the forthcoming pages will be what it is from history that binds these men. Lazar thinks that he will be confronted for the bullying he saw Dovaleh suffer at a youngsters\u2019 military camp, but which he did nothing to prevent. For now, however, Dovaleh\u2019s set begins relatively conventionally.\u00a0Netanya, and particularly its women, are roundly mocked.\u00a0There are some Jewish jokes (\u201cthe last time in my life I didn\u2019t have any problems was when I still had my foreskin\u201d) and some Israel jokes as he tos and fros with the audience (\u201cWait, you\u2019re from the settlements? But then who\u2019s left to beat up the Arabs?\u201d), then more concerning people like Baruch Goldstein, a physician and extremist who shot dead twenty-nine Arab worshippers in a mosque in Hebron in 1994.\u00a0Cheap stuff, but satisfactory to a fairly undemanding audience.\u00a0Aside from Lazar\u2019s recollections of the phone call and of his own deliberations upon receiving it which separate what amounts to a transcript of the set, the biggest clue we get of Dovaleh\u2019s coming deterioration is a level of self-deprecation which is rather extreme even in a comedy world very much used to it.\u00a0His appearance, his failed marriages, five estranged children and a recently diagnosed prostate cancer, added to an abusive father (\u201cWith him you never really knew where the next punch was going to come from.\u201d) provide the basis for much of this. Lazar is appalled:<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span lang=\"EN\" style=\"color: #003366;\">(Greenstein) enjoys fanning the flames, stimulating some kind of vulgar, corrupt gland, and I suddenly know in the clearest and simplest way that I do not want or need to be here.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span lang=\"EN\">Much of the audience takes the same view.\u00a0Several heckle, Greenstein keeps a tally on a blackboard of those who leave.\u00a0 He tells the audience that what they are about to receive is no stand-up set, but a confessional:<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span lang=\"EN\" style=\"color: #003366;\">. . . this is a story that honest to God, I have never told in a show.\u00a0Never told it in any gig, never told it to a single person, and tonight it\u2019s going to happen . . .<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span lang=\"EN\">This occurs around a third or so into the novel.\u00a0By this point readers may have decided that Dovaleh\u2019s company is not of a sufficiently high quality to merit high interest in what is to follow.\u00a0The story itself, as it transpires, may well be interesting enough, but this does not resolve the question of whether Dovaleh is the ideal delivery system.\u00a0Some of his dialogue is overlong, too peripatetic, skittish and erratic, sometimes filling several pages at a time.\u00a0And unless you care about Dovaleh, you mightn\u2019t be particularly concerned with what happened to him.\u00a0What perhaps works best is Lazar\u2019s reaction, which is immune from the boorishness of Dovaleh.\u00a0His is a thoughtful, gentle and considered tone, rendered in a prose evocative not only economy of effort but also a pacy forwards momentum.<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: #003366;\">The radiance of personality, I thought. The inner glow. Or the inner darkness. The secret, the tremble of singularity. Everything that lies beyond the words that describe a person, beyond the things that happened to him and the things that went wrong and became warped in him. The same thing that years ago, when I was just starting out as a judge, I naively swore to look for in every person who stood before me, whether defendant or witness. The thing I swore I would never be indifferent to, which would be the point of departure for my judgment.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span lang=\"EN\">This &#8220;thing&#8221; is memory and in particular the pain of loss, territory into which Grossman has ventured before.\u00a0His son was killed in Lebanon during Israel\u2019s 2006 war against Hezbollah; he later spoke of the way in which the death \u201cnow permeates every minute of my life.\u201d\u00a0A later novel, <em>Falling Out of Time<\/em>, was about the shock of bereavement.\u00a0The purpose of Dovaleh\u2019s story was provided elsewhere by Grossman when he said, &#8220;You have to act against the gravity of grief &#8212; to decide you won\u2019t fall.&#8221;\u00a0Dovaleh\u2019s monologue seems designed to achieve exactly this.\u00a0Whether or not he succeeds will remain a subjective judgement on the part of the reader.\u00a0Whether the novel at large succeeds is a question of rather a different order.\u00a0The answer will 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