{"id":28247,"date":"2020-11-12T15:07:05","date_gmt":"2020-11-12T19:07:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mookseandgripes.com\/reviews\/?p=28247"},"modified":"2020-11-12T15:07:05","modified_gmt":"2020-11-12T19:07:05","slug":"rebecca-curtis-hansa-and-gretyl-and-piece-of-shit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mookseandgripes.com\/reviews\/2020\/11\/12\/rebecca-curtis-hansa-and-gretyl-and-piece-of-shit\/","title":{"rendered":"Rebecca Curtis: &#8220;Hansa and Gretyl and Piece of Shit&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[fusion_builder_container hundred_percent=&#8221;no&#8221; equal_height_columns=&#8221;no&#8221; menu_anchor=&#8221;&#8221; hide_on_mobile=&#8221;small-visibility,medium-visibility,large-visibility&#8221; class=&#8221;&#8221; id=&#8221;&#8221; background_color=&#8221;&#8221; background_image=&#8221;&#8221; background_position=&#8221;center center&#8221; background_repeat=&#8221;no-repeat&#8221; fade=&#8221;no&#8221; background_parallax=&#8221;none&#8221; parallax_speed=&#8221;0.3&#8243; 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I&#8217;m late posting this, as you can see, and I haven&#8217;t even read anything about this week&#8217;s story, &#8220;Hansa and Gretyl and Piece of Shit.&#8221; I like the fairy tale promise, but I have no idea what this will be like.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s been a long time since Rebecca Curtis was last in\u00a0<em>The New Yorker<\/em>. We had <a href=\"https:\/\/mookseandgripes.com\/reviews\/2014\/06\/23\/rebecca-curtis-the-pink-house\/\">&#8220;The Pink House&#8221;<\/a> in 2014 and <a href=\"https:\/\/mookseandgripes.com\/reviews\/2013\/12\/16\/rebecca-curtis-the-christmas-miracle\/\">&#8220;The Christmas Miracle&#8221;<\/a> in 2013. As I look back at the posts on those, I&#8217;m not sure if I ever read them. Betsy has some great responses, though, and the comments are rich. Going back to those has made me think I may have missed out and need to fix that while reading this new story.<\/p>\n<p>Here is how it begins:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p class=\"has-dropcap has-dropcap__lead-standard-heading\"><span style=\"color: #003366;\">Gretyl wakes at 6 <em class=\"small\">a.m.<\/em>, as usual, but her stomach feels crampy. These are not what her mother calls the \u201cnormal\u201d cramps, which gnash her abdomen for four days each month. These fissures poke her midsection with acidic fingers as she dresses. She hunches while she brushes her teeth, unloads the dishwasher, and mops the kitchen. She walks down to the cellar, carries up stacks of logs, and feeds the woodstove. She toasts bread, but finds she\u2019s not hungry, so puts it in her heavy schoolbag.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #003366;\">She doesn\u2019t ask to stay home. Her mother\u2019s warned her that she knows the girl feigns illness because she\u2019s unpopular\u2014a loser!\u2014because she\u2019s lazy and unlikable. The girl knows better than to whine about a stomach ache.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And <a href=\"https:\/\/www.newyorker.com\/books\/this-week-in-fiction\/rebecca-curtis-11-16-20\">here<\/a> is Curtis&#8217;s interview with Willing Davidson, where she talks about mixing fantasy and reality as she tells this story about a teenage girl with appendicitis in a family that doesn&#8217;t want to deal with it.<\/p>\n<p>I imagine by now in the week some of you have read this already. Please share any thoughts you might have! 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