“Not Here You Don’t”
by Thomas McGuane
from the October 18, 2021 issue of The New Yorker
I love Thomas McGuane’s stories. Now that he is in his 80s, I wonder how many more we will get, so I treat them each like a gift. This week we get “Not Here You Don’t.” That this is his second story this year (and third since his 2018 volume of stories came out) suggests that McGuane isn’t even slowing down.
Here is how this one starts out:
Cary was out of likely places to cross. The five-strand ranch fence was on the county line, ran south, and would guide him to the canyon and the wild grasslands beyond. He could go all the way to Coal Mine Rim and a view dropping into the Boulder Valley. Due south he could see the national forest, the bare stones and burned tree stubs from the last big forest fire. After the fire, a priest who loved to hike had found nineteenth-century wolf traps chained to trees. The flames and smoke had towered forty thousand feet into the air, a firestorm containing its own weather, lightning aloft, smoke that could be seen on satellite in Wisconsin. The foreground was grassland but it had been heavily grazed. In the middle of this expanse, a stockade, where sheep were gathered at night to protect them from bears and coyotes, had collapsed. The homestead where Cary’s dad had grown up and where Cary himself had spent his earliest years was in a narrow canyon perpendicular to the prevailing winds, barely far enough below the snow line to be habitable. Around his waist, in a hastily purchased Walmart fanny pack, he carried his father’s ashes in the plastic urn issued by the funeral home, along with the cremation certificate that the airline required.
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Ah, Thomas Mcguane. What a fine, understated story. Such mourning in America. So many losses.
And yet. Can’t we find the strength for this? The way back? The way forward?
Mr. McGuane (This time I’ll get my typos straight) – there’s one other thing I want to say in reply to your story. The rejected woman with the beautiful voice? In the context of this story, that woman is our idea. Our old and tarnished idea that we are created with equal rights to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Especially, life.
A melodic short story that read so easily it put me into a relaxed state of mind.
The story was so relatable I almost felt like I heard it before, which, in this case, was soothing. Lines like “the situation is hopeless but not serious” were beautifully and simplistically written.
Loved it. Love TM in general. Thought this was the best of his recent three.
Nine months later, on a lazy summer morning, I finally got to this. Beautifully sad. Betsy was on to something, with that idealized view of women…I felt like I was watching one of the John Ford westerns my father raised me on.